Fake It 'Til You Make It Quotes

“I managed to get Caleb to give me a copy of the spreadsheet, and let’s just say that my horror at the names that are on it knows no bounds. All three of my sisters, for starters, plus James and Caleb’s two cousins and mum’s ninety-six-year-old next-door neighbour. The mind boggles—although it does explain some of the comments they’ve made over the years.”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It

“You know how I told you I’ve had a crush on James for fifteen years? Well, right now is when that crush ends. Because I’m balls over arse in love with him.”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It

“You had sex with my brother!” Doubt trickles in. Maybe he’s not as okay with this as I thought he’d be? “Uh….” “You bastard! I had the last half of the year in the pool! You only had to hold out two and a half more months!” Well, that’s not what I was expecting. Wait, people are betting on me and James having sex? “Say what?”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It

“Because you’ve worked so hard to hide that part of yourself from the world. I like that with me, you just can’t keep it locked away. It’s cute. It’s endearing.” Ugh. It sounds like he’s describing a kitten. I don’t want to be cute and endearing to him, I want to be sexy and irresistible.”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It

“Plus, Caleb did a really good job of training me to be suave. The public sees me as a kind of tech-world Lando Calrissian. Sort of. Okay, not really.”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It

“That’s one of the best things about James Matthew Jennings III—no matter how much of an idiot I make of myself in front of him, he acts like I’m perfectly normal.”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It

“Breathe. Calm. Zen. Feel the Force. It’s a mantra I’ve used a lot over the years, usually accompanied by images of clean, clear waterfalls washing away all the social anxiety and leaving me the picture of poise, lightsaber in one hand, standing in a badass pose.”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It

“Did I forget to mention I’m that guy? Totally uncoordinated. Socially inept. Supergeek. Walking cliché. The kind of “character” people see on TV shows and call “unrealistic.” I thank the driver, who, since he got over his moment of horror that I might injure myself and get him in trouble somehow, has been struggling to choke back laughter, and hustle inside where I can finally drop the façade of being an ubercool, sophisticated, wealthy technology mogul.”
― Louisa Masters, Fake It 'Til You Make It