The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind Quotes

“The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their history.”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“People are stupid, things go wrong, plans fall apart. Shit doesn't work like you want it to. But there's always a way out.”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“Can we get this done before the heat death of the universe? Please?”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“Which is when Carlos kicks Burr in the face. It’s a championship-winning, full-run-up, top-of-the-foot fifty-yard-field-goal monster. He could try out for the Rams with that kick. When his foot whips past my face, I actually feel the blowback.”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“She couldn’t be less happy to see us if we were Donald Trump’s motorcade.”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“The kind of music that makes me want to rip the entire audio system out of his truck. Then burn it. Then jump up and down on the ashes.”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“Pro tip: if you’re going to take a high dive off the 82nd floor, make sure you do it with a psychokinetic holding your hand. Being able to move objects with your mind is useful in all sorts of situations.”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“They’d been staying in a tiny apartment in Iowa—Sioux City, maybe Duluth, he’s never been entirely sure”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind

“Superheroes in comics and in movies pull off that secret-identity shit all the time. But this isn't a movie, or a comic, and I am definitely not a superhero. Secret Identity? I can barely pull of the identity that I have. I won't do that to Nic. I won't put him in that situation.”
― Jackson Ford, The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind