Gertrude Takes The Cake Quotes

“comfortable, hoping that she would have an empty mouth”
― Justin Johnson, Gertrude Takes The Cake

“Cause it’s like wicked important. If we’re seen or heard this plan becomes no bueno, and then we have to resort to your plan. And that would probably be a big flop too. Because if life has taught me one thing it’s that negotiating with an angry crazy person is the only thing more difficult than negotiating with a happy crazy person.” “So, that’s it? We sneak around the Cove and try to find our cake before the Cake Captors and Cray Cray find us? That sounds just as weak”
― Justin Johnson, Gertrude Takes The Cake

“Once,” Gertrude said. “It would turn 500 million years old exactly one time. Actually, if you wish to get all philosophical about things, we could say that it really doesn’t matter what you’re talking about — an island, a country, an animal, a human — they only turn each age one time.” “Are you finished?” Starlight said, sounding annoyed. Gertrude decided to let it go. “Yes,” Gertrude said. “Sorry.”
― Justin Johnson, Gertrude Takes The Cake

“exaggerating”
― Justin Johnson, Gertrude Takes The Cake