A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4 Quotes

“Hello, everyone! You all thought this afterword would involve Dio, but it was really me, Brandon, the man who steals other people’s ideas—and stuff.”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“Oh! I see you’re finally up! (^_^)” someone said. Did I just hear an emote in that voice?”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“I’m taking notes,” Darrick stated, even as he continued to write. “The Manly Action-senpai has given me a piece of his wisdom. I must make sure to write it down so that I won’t forget.” Alex palmed his face. “I give up. I just—no, I give up. I don’t even care anymore. Do whatever you want. Take notes or whatever.” “Thank you, senpai!”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“It’s the manliest thing a man can do!” “Stop talking about how all my actions are manly!”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“Darrick clasped his hands together, tears running unabashedly down his face. “To think you could make a woman like Kazekiri faint with just a few kind words. Your manliness knows no bounds. Truly, you are the manliest man among the many men in this galaxy!”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“Her amazingly long legs… Ga! What the hell am I thinking? I can’t be thinking about Kiri-Kiri like this! I—she’s just some girl I used work with! Who cares if she’s gorgeous. And what about Gabrielle? We might not be dating, but we—aren’t we still sort of together? Even if it’s only temporary? I can’t cheat on her like that… “You could always build a harem?” I don’t know who you are, but if you mention that again, I’m going to come in there and hit you! “Oh, my. That sounds positively… delightful. Will you tie me down, bend me over your lap, and spank me until—kya!” Alex blinked when the voice yelped. Then Voice Number Two spoke up. “I apologize. It appears that I cannot take my eyes off of her for even one second. Please, pretend that we are naught but static noise in the background and ignore us.”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“Your loveliness is even more exquisite up close. Ah, to be in the presence of such beauty, I am overwhelmed. My dear, my love, will you run away with me?” Scowling at the idiot kneeling on the ground, Alex was about to pry Jameson off of Gabrielle—when the girl in question spoke up. “Hmm… nope. I won’t go anywhere with you.”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“Alex, I never knew you had such a manly way with women. You must teach me this manliest of manly techniques.”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“Alex walked down the hall, carrying an unconscious Kazekiri in his arms. The young woman still possessed a face that was redder than Alex was comfortable with seeing. She must have had a serious fever. She was even mumbling incomprehensibly! “N-no… not there… don’t… don’t stick it in there… that’s the wrong hole…” She was obviously sick.”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4

“Is ‘troublesome’ the only word you know?” “I also know mendokuse.” “I don’t even know what that means.” “It means troublesome.”
― Brandon Varnell, A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 4