The Wandering Inn Quotes

“Somehow, having a staring skeleton standing in a dark corner staring at her was even worse than having it right next to her.”
― Pirateaba, The Wandering Inn

“What was the saying about lemons and life? If life gives you lemons…burn down the lemon factory? Something like that.”
― Pirateaba, The Wandering Inn

“And the Goblin archer’s head disappears. Not disappears in a cute way like he ducked down or he fell over. No. The entire neck and skin pulls away as a massive jaw closes over his head and rips his head clean off.”
― Pirateaba, The Wandering Inn

“I don’t even know what it means to be human. All I know is that there’s a big hole in my heart. Because Klbkch and the Worker died. I don’t know who I am or what I’m doing. I’m just—sad”
― Pirateaba, The Wandering Inn

“Thus, the legendary tale of the Wandering Inn began.”
― Pirateaba, The Wandering Inn

“How do you define Ryoka Griffin? An equation? (|Perfection| – Social Interaction) + Anger + A Bit of Magic = Ryoka Griffin? Or is it— (|Perfection – Human Interaction | + Rage + Loneliness) + Another Chance = Ryoka Griffin?”
― Pirateaba, The Wandering Inn

“The skeleton nodded. It carefully stuck the kitchen knife between its ribs to hold it in place, lifted the huge fish with both hands, and walked out of the kitchen with it. Erin stared until she heard the screech of wood on wood as the skeleton began dragging a table towards the door.”
― Pirateaba, The Wandering Inn