All I Need to Know I Learned from the Golden Girls Quotes

“She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless the lesbian sheds, then I don’t know.” - Sophia”
― T.A. Pryor, All I Need to Know I Learned from the Golden Girls: 2nd Edition, Bigger, Better, Blanchier

“Like the old adage says: if a dog craps on the sidewalk and there is nobody there to scoop it up how many people walk through it and get it on their good shoes? The moral to the story of course being that we’re all the pooping dog and the rest of the world is the shoes - so without someone caring enough to help clean up our messes through their love and compassion then essentially we just continuously crap on everybody else.”
― T.A. Pryor, All I Need to Know I Learned from the Golden Girls: 2nd Edition, Bigger, Better, Blanchier

“The fact that there had to be a fight; a long emotionally fraught struggle for LGBTQ people to have the right to get married is baffling. Who has the time and emotional wherewithal that it takes to go out of their way to prohibit another person from being who they are or living how they want? I don’t have the energy most days to get out of my pajamas let alone lead a crusade to prohibit a faction of the population from expressing their love.”
― T.A. Pryor, All I Need to Know I Learned from the Golden Girls: 2nd Edition, Bigger, Better, Blanchier

“we know the most important rule of Parental Unit Fight Club: don’t interupt Parental Unit Fight Club. Ever. If you do, people could die.”
― T.A. Pryor, All I Need to Know I Learned from the Golden Girls: 2nd Edition, Bigger, Better, Blanchier

“Never marry a Canadian! Their bacon is ham with an identity crisis and maple syrup is a bitch to clean up.”
― T.A. Pryor, All I Need to Know I Learned from the Golden Girls: 2nd Edition, Bigger, Better, Blanchier