Dungeon Desolation Quotes

“if I ever die, I want you to be the one to lower my body into the ground, just so that you can let me down one last time.>”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Desolation

“At least until I sent Snowball and the Hopsecutioners after them. Heh. If I ever start a band, that would be the name of it.”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Desolation

“Rose whipped out an arrow and fired at him. Hans didn’t move, and the arrow *thunked* into the armor covering his knee. He looked down at the arrow, back at her, and back at the arrow. “Are you invoking the Northman’s courting ritual?” “Ha!” Tom bellowed a single, deep laugh. “He’s right; we call getting married ‘taking an arrow to the knee’! You just got engag-” he sputtered to a stop as he looked at an arrowhead that was pointing at his eye.”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Desolation