Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth Quotes

“Seated on one side of the room, in a quite expensive looking leather chair, was a short, stout figure with skin of dull green, and huge, black eyes. A Grey alien, I knew, although he was actually green. I’m betting his race takes issue with their given title. But then again, white people and black people aren’t actually white or black, so maybe I just think too much.”
― Jeff O'Brien, Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth

“Smoking was still allowed indoors back in ‘98, but smoking outside after a band finished their set was just something everyone did anyways. I know that sharing this tidbit serves no purpose to the story whatsoever, but I’m including it because I know some jerkoff is gonna read this and say that smoking was allowed inside public places back then, and try to discredit this magnificent story based on what they will deem as a historical inconsistency. I simply just do not have time for that shit.”
― Jeff O'Brien, Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth

“Her hair was still done in its long pigtailed anime style with one side bright orange, the other bright blue. She kind of reminded me of a Tide Pod, which I didn’t realize until then due to the 2017 outbreak of kids challenging each other to eat them and broadcast their brilliance on social media as proof.”
― Jeff O'Brien, Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth

“I found myself in- “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!” I found myself sliding down what I assume was the poop deck of a large boat. I don’t even know what part of the boat the poop deck is, but I’m just going to guess that’s where I was. As far as what waters we are sinking and spiraling around in a whirlpool over, I had a pretty good idea. “Hold onto something, Jeff!” shouted Jim. “I probably should have warned you first!” “No shit!” I cried. The urge to vomit rose up in my chest as I slid downward and grabbed onto the railing for dear life. “I think I’ve seen enough of this one, Jim!” “You know where we are?” “Yes, it’s the fucking Bermuda Triangle!” I bellowed as flying saucers emerged from the tremulous waters around us. “I get it! Very nice!” “Okay, sorry!”
― Jeff O'Brien, Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth

“I know that I’ve seen and experienced enough in this life to think that, just maybe, some of the mundane or flat out shitty stuff we experience in this strange and seemingly meaningless act called life is predetermined by a mysterious, but maybe not higher, power.”
― Jeff O'Brien, Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth