Death by Cliché Quotes

“see, this book isn’t a murder mystery. It’s not a heartwarming tale of overcoming massive brain trauma. It’s about gamers. Not the suave, Telly Savalas kind of gamer that’s just a euphemism for “gambler.” The only thing our type of gamers gamble with is their own virginity, and much to their chagrin, they never lose.”
― Bob Defendi, Death by Cliché

“there was a teenage kid with torn jeans and a T-shirt that said “I’m looking for a Japanese girlfriend” in kanji. He also wore a blue terrycloth cape. A sheen of grease painted Starry Night in pimples across the cheek bones and the bridge of his nose. Mud-colored hair sat in a rat’s nest that might have been fashionable if it resembled belly button lint just a little less.”
― Bob Defendi, Death by Cliché