For the Pride of a Crow Quotes

“Oh yeah? You already got a little devil in you?” “No. I have a wicked little rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter and sparkles from its horn and gets bored easily and makes questionable decisions.”
― T.S. Joyce, For the Pride of a Crow

“Your boner lie-detector test has determined that’s the truth!”
― T.S. Joyce, For the Pride of a Crow

“Because every questionable decision deserved matching T-shirts.”
― T.S. Joyce, For the Pride of a Crow

“Hypothetically asking,” she said, leaning on the counter and waving her half-devoured pickle spear into the air. “If you sleep with someone, they leave that night, and they don’t call for a week, is that considered a one-night stand?” “Hypothetically?” he asked as he cleaned the grill in the kitchen. “Yep.” “Hypothetically, you are now a floozy. That’s definitely a one-night stand. Congratulations. You are now the same as most of the population of the world. Ho status achieved.” “I’m going to check out a book on feminism and the harmful ways words like ‘ho’ and ‘floozy’ can hurt women. And I’m going to let you read it.” “I’m not reading that crap.” “Then I’ll spend every three-year lunch break reading it out loud to you until it’s finished.” “I fuckin’ hate this job,” Billy griped.”
― T.S. Joyce, For the Pride of a Crow