Orbital Claims Adjuster Quotes

“He will have read the ‘Official Rules Regarding Space Executions’ or whatever the appropriate rulebook is called, and he will have found a clause that only allows them to execute people if they have a pink spaceship, and since this spaceship is blue they cannot execute anybody until they paint it pink, and then he will show them that there is a shortage of pink paint, so we will be safe. He is very good with rulebooks. This is why he is here.”
― Andrew Moriarty, Orbital Claims Adjuster

“They’ll shoot me in the airlock once the charge goes off,” Jake said. “While that wouldn’t be much of a waste, I don’t think they will.”
― Andrew Moriarty, Orbital Claims Adjuster

“I’d rather stay here, sir.” “Do you honestly think I care what you want, Stewart?” “No sir.” “Good. Because I don’t. Remember that.”
― Andrew Moriarty, Orbital Claims Adjuster