Dry Hard Quotes

“I fear that Western civilisation will soon collapse in on itself, and none of us will notice it happening, because we’ll all be sitting at home watching somebody else noticing it happening.”
― Nick Spalding, Dry Hard

“addicted to alcohol that the mere thought of not having it in our lives is enough to send us to the nearest bottle?”
― Nick Spalding, Dry Hard

“People are quite comprehensively awful when they have the anonymity of the internet to hide behind.”
― Nick Spalding, Dry Hard

“Unexpected item in bagging area.’ ‘No, there bloody isn’t. I’ve moved it. Look!’ ‘Unexpected item in bagging area.’ ‘It’s not there any more! I’ve moved it back!’ ‘Unexpected item in bagging area.’ ‘It’s just a fucking cucumber! And it’s gone! Look at it! Here it is in my hand, you silly bitch!’ ‘Unexpected item in bagging area.”
― Nick Spalding, Dry Hard

“Welcome to the bedroom of your average seventeen-year-old. Gaze in awe at the mountain of make-up piled on the dresser. Gasp in amazement at the huge pile of clothes that lies just outside the largely empty wardrobe. Look doubtfully at the precarious position the iPad is in, teetering on the edge of the bedside cabinet. Worry somewhat about the safety of the tangle of electrical charger cords erupting from the plug socket to one side of it.”
― Nick Spalding, Dry Hard