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Misfortune Teller (Sasha Urban, #2) Misfortune Teller by Dima Zales
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“Great. The benefit I’ve always wanted—a frequent customer rate for a body disposal service. What’s next, a Groupon for funeral arrangements?”
― Dima Zales, Misfortune Teller
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“Something unsexy—like a lurking proctologist with hives, who also works for the IRS.”
― Dima Zales, Misfortune Teller
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