49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores Quotes

“Excuse #45 The Bowing Excuse Are you sure you said ‘mow the lawn’ . . . . . . I thought you said ‘bow the corn’. Thought that was a strange request”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores: A (very cheeky) kid’s guide to hilarious ways of avoiding chores

“asked Reggie, as he fiddled with his dad’s old VCR Machine in one hand and held his tuna and sweetcorn sandwich in the other. Hilda reached into her backpack and picked out volume nine of her encyclopaedias. She thumbed through it until she reached the page she needed and took a bite of her chicken and stuffing sandwich. “Just as I thought. The Titanic sank on 14th April 1912 in the North Atlantic Ocean, three-hundred-and-seventy miles southeast of Newfoundland.” She adjusted her glasses and scanned down the page. “Did you also know that the ocean liner was described as unsinkable by the person who designed it but hit an iceberg on its maiden voyage? Because of the shipbuilder’s arrogance, there were only twenty lifeboats aboard, which meant only a fraction of people”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores: A (very cheeky) kid’s guide to hilarious ways of avoiding chores

“fully submerge your whole body.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores: A (very cheeky) kid’s guide to hilarious ways of avoiding chores