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Twisted
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Steve Cavanagh15,907 ratings, 3.91 average rating, 1,993 reviews
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“Port Lonely had two bars. Maria had visited each only once before.
One bar called Clarence’s charged twelve dollars for a mojito and housed an aging jazz pianist who looked like he was digging his way out of the place through the piano, desperately trying to flee the smell of disinfectant and avocado.
The other bar didn’t know what a mojito was, and if they ever encountered an avocado they’d probably shoot it. They served both kinds of alcohol—beer and bourbon. Although on ladies’ night the bartender had been known to blow the dust off a bottle of tequila.”
― Twisted
One bar called Clarence’s charged twelve dollars for a mojito and housed an aging jazz pianist who looked like he was digging his way out of the place through the piano, desperately trying to flee the smell of disinfectant and avocado.
The other bar didn’t know what a mojito was, and if they ever encountered an avocado they’d probably shoot it. They served both kinds of alcohol—beer and bourbon. Although on ladies’ night the bartender had been known to blow the dust off a bottle of tequila.”
― Twisted
