Witch Swindled in Westerham Quotes

“007 came to mind. The only things I was missing was a gun and an evening dress, oh and the stilettos, because all good movie heroines have to save the world in ridiculously inappropriate footwear.”
― Dionne Lister, Witch Swindled in Westerham

“Wow. Someone was looking to get their beverage spat in.”
― Dionne Lister, Witch Swindled in Westerham

“Lovely to meet you,” said her mother. “I’ve heard so much about you. And don’t you two make a gorgeous couple.” She beamed. I tried to mask the horror that was surely radiating from my face. “Oh, no. William’s just my assistant. He’s more like a big brother to me.” “Oh. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me.” Cassandra blushed. “Don’t worry about it,” said William. “I’ve always said we’d make a good couple, but Lily won’t hear of it. She broke my heart the first day I met her by turning me down, but I live in hope.” He placed one hand over his heart and looked at me with a syrupy gaze, head tilted to the side. He was such a dirty fighter. But I could be too. “I know where I’d love to set up for the first lot of formal pictures! By the topiaries at the end of the garden.” The farthest point from the back of the house. Good luck with that, Will. “The light isn’t too harsh there, and it’s so pretty. Would you like to do them now? We can do some other ones later, and in between, I’ll just flit around taking shots of the party.”
― Dionne Lister, Witch Swindled in Westerham