Regicide Quotes

“Come, meat! Let this farce end! My people are hungry for manflesh!” “That’s what she said,” Joe whispered before shoveling more popcorn into his face.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Masters of this skill have been known to remain in the air long enough to cross canyons, and Sages are rumored to be able to walk on clouds. You though… you can do a flip.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Overkill is the best kind of kill.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Guards can do what they want. Message. Received.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Somehow,”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“He turned to the guards and made a motion. “Go, bring me the smith, and inform him that he is about to be on trial for beartrayal of the people.” A few tense minutes passed before the smith’s head appeared above the palisade. It bobbed up and down as he walked toward the gate, and he was glowering at the mayor the entire time. “What nonsense is this, that you would call me a betrayer?” “Technically, he called you a bear-trayer,”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Angry Bunnicorn (level 3). The Bunnicorn, much like the Unicorn, is largely regarded as a myth. They are pure and gentle creatures, unlike their racial enemy, the ‘Chic-chic-boom chicken’. It is widely known that killing a Bunnicorn will stain your soul, permanently increasing the aggressiveness of all rabbits toward you.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Have you used a basic puzzle cube? Nine squares on each side?” Cel waited until Joe nodded to continue. “Similar concept but with forty-nine squares on each side. Also, not only do you need to get all of the same colors on each side, but there are equations on each square as well. You need to determine the correct answers and line those up. Then you use the answers to the equations on that face as the input to solve the next side.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“this skill on fewer men, unless…”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Blah blah. Blah blah blah, 10 yoo-hoos.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“Oh look, he did another flip.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide

“You and Blas are dating?” Joe rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “I didn’t need a magical spell to see that.” “It’s still Captain to you, mister.” The Captain growled deeply. “Maybe someday it’ll be ‘daddy’.” Joe sighed longingly as Blas sputtered. “I can picture it now, you training some new recruits, me running over and yelling ‘Daddy, I’m back from a mission’.” “I’ll cut you,” Blas whispered and pointed at Joe as Brenda pulled the Captain in for a kiss to distract him.”
― Dakota Krout, Regicide