The Elephant of Surprise Quotes

“Family breathes for each other, and close family breathes as one.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Elephant of Surprise

“I like that. I’m all for being an empowered female badass, but I still need someone to lift heavy things off the top closet shelf.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Elephant of Surprise

“Probably fire and pestilence to follow, could be a plague of boils and locusts, maybe an egg and bacon shortage to top things off.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Elephant of Surprise

“Well, we’re tough,” Leonard said. “Ain’t nobody tough enough in the end,” Reba said.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Elephant of Surprise

“A raccoon could have been trained to do better than I was doing, though it would have to be a smart raccoon.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Elephant of Surprise