Head Kid Quotes

“just look around you. I don’t wish to be rude …”
― David Baddiel, Head Kid: A Laugh-Out-Loud School Adventure for Reluctant Readers

“he was looking at Isla Fawcett, who was looking at her brother Morris, who had his eyes shut because he was asleep.”
― David Baddiel, Head Kid: A Laugh-Out-Loud School Adventure for Reluctant Readers

“Big Pants by Hugh Jass!” Dionna laughed more. “And you asked for Fifty Yards to the Toilet by Willy Makit!”
― David Baddiel, Head Kid: A Laugh-Out-Loud School Adventure for Reluctant Readers

“BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM. PPS Sorry, I think my computer has been hacked. By your mum.”
― David Baddiel, Head Kid: A Laugh-Out-Loud School Adventure for Reluctant Readers

“documentaries”
― David Baddiel, Head Kid: A Laugh-Out-Loud School Adventure for Reluctant Readers

“Mr Mann … Sorry, is that really your name?” “Yes,” said Mr Mann, frowning. He was sitting opposite Mr Carter’s desk. Miss Malik was next to him. “As in … like … Mister Man?” “Brian Mann is my name, yes. As I’ve said.”
― David Baddiel, Head Kid: A Laugh-Out-Loud School Adventure for Reluctant Readers