I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It Quotes

“My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

“And I saw my reflection in a lake and I waited for it to freeze a little bit so I could break it with my boot.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

“And I lie down on your carpet so long that you think I will stay forever but I get up and I see the indentation in the carpet and I get jealous and say, "I am no longer needed here.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

“If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

“And I know different methods of self-destruction but none as intense as sitting still by myself.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

“If I ever find a dead horse, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

“And I hope we meet again so you can guess how old I am by the rings around my eyes and I hope we meet again so I can judge how much I've died according to your limp smile.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It