Unpregnant Quotes

“Wow. You really are the full cliché.” “I am not a cliché!” sputtered. “A prom queen, valedictorian, Christian pregnancy is pretty damn cliché.”
― Jenni Hendriks, Unpregnant

“Because this is the most fun I’ve had since I dropped acid on our field trip to the Laura Ingalls Wilder Museum.”
― Jenni Hendriks, Unpregnant

“Just admit it, we were kind of ninjas back there. Me with the running and the climbing and the jumping. You with the standing and the putting the keys in the ignition. I guess it was mainly me who was the ninja.”
― Jenni Hendriks, Unpregnant

“En la vida hay un momento. Hay decisiones. Hay personas, que nos ayudan a replantearnos todo.”
― Jenni Hendriks, Unpregnant

“I'm sorry you broke up with the boy you were obviously too good for. I'm sure you'll find another one who's also not good enough for you.”
― Jenni Hendricks, Unpregnant

“Ivy league, huh?' She jerked her hand toward a small handwritten sign that read, For entrance, please use buzzer, 'Application pool must be thin this year.”
― Jenni Hendricks, Unpregnant