The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death Quotes

“The thing about Laurel and Hardy movies that you can't get from the chopped-up versions on television is how beautiful they are. Things happen exactly at the moment they have to happen. They don't happen a second too soon or too late. You can even predict what's going to happen—and it does happen—and it surprises you anyway. It doesn't surprise you because it happened, but because it happened so perfectly.”
― Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys & The Avocado of Death

“I changed his name after I saw this old movie at the Snark. It's called Nosferatu, and it's the original Dracula story. It's ten times as scary as the version you see on television. The guy who plays the vampire is really bizarre.”
― Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys & The Avocado of Death