Chrome Mountain Quotes

“Too many women think verbal abuse and black eyes are what true love is all about.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“No good ever came from showing off or bragging.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“Despite what much of the world believes, being single is no sign of failure.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“I never understood poor people who pretend to be rich. The reverse makes more sense.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“Even when the penalty is death, people still break the law...but not repeatedly.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“News that only benefits you is not news worth sharing.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“Motivation is good, until it's mixed with stupidity. Then it becomes hazardous.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“Are children really a gift from God? I thought God made no one pregnant since the Virgin Mary.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“You can't have a mistress without distress.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“If your best punchline is 'I'm kidding' you may not be as funny as you think.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain

“I don't need to try new things; I've already found the best things...starting with God.”
― Ben Schneider, Chrome Mountain