Cosmopolitan Quotes

“I’d considered letting a doctor give me a once over, but I was more than a little afraid she’d come back with a diagnosis that included grave looks and statements like “shouldn’t be upright” or “requires immediate surgery.”
― Shayne Silvers, Cosmopolitan

“Money’s a funny thing. When you have it, you don’t really think about it; when you don’t, it’s all you think about.”
― Shayne Silvers, Cosmopolitan

“Being tall could be a real pain in the ass—finding a big spoon who wouldn’t inhale your hair when you slept, feeling like you were in a gynecologist’s office every time you sat in your friend’s Mini Cooper with your knees in your chest, squatting to turn door knobs with your arms full of groceries—but there were also some serious perks. Like intimidating men who viewed women as demure, dainty creatures.”
― Shayne Silvers, Cosmopolitan

“Idecided to skip rolling around on a bed full of guns because one, Darwinism, and two, I had other priorities;”
― Shayne Silvers, Cosmopolitan

“Being tall could be a real pain in the ass—finding a big spoon who wouldn’t inhale your hair when you slept, feeling like you were in a gynecologist’s office every time you sat in your friend’s Mini Cooper with your knees in your chest, squatting to turn door knobs with your arms full of groceries—but there were also some serious perks. Like intimidating men who viewed women as demure, dainty creatures. In that instance, my height became a not-so-subtle reminder that some of us could get whatever the hell we wanted off any shelf without their assistance.”
― Shayne Silvers, Cosmopolitan