Dragonbreath Quotes

“By the time they had arrived at Danny’s house, neither of them had come up with a plan. Danny had suggested hoping for a snow day. Wendell had pointed out that it was mid-April. Wendell had then suggested that Danny go to the library and actually read about oceans. This idea was met with the contempt it deserved.”
― Ursula Vernon, Dragonbreath

“muttermuttersharkgrumblemuttergiantsquid”
― Ursula Vernon, Dragonbreath

“Ohmygodthatisthecoolestthingeverarealpirateshipcanwegoseeitcanwecanwe”
― Ursula Vernon, Dragonbreath

“Danny had this habit of sounding dreadfully reasonable, and then no matter what Wendell said, he sounded like an idiot, or worse, a wimp, and then before the iguana quite knew what was happening, he was doing something that would require firefighters, long explanations to his parents, or on one memorable occasion, sixteen stitches.”
― Ursula Vernon, Dragonbreath

“Mr. Dragonbreath’s boss had brought in three motivational speakers in the last month to talk to all the employees at the antacid bottling plant, and Danny was suffering the fallout.”
― Ursula Vernon, Dragonbreath

“Mr. Dragonbreath, who had been happily married to Danny’s mother for a number of years, carefully poured her another cup of coffee. He did not say anything more about the most important meal of the day.”
― Ursula Vernon, Dragonbreath