Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know! Quotes

“poo!”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“What do you call a close relative who keeps getting expelled from school? Your first cousin twice removed.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo! (From Ella, Shenfield)”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“I tried to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“(This tongue twister is disgusting!) The fat farmer’s five filthy fingers fed the ferocious ferret french fries.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise the limit!”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“Why did the silly scientist remove his doorbell? He wanted to win the no-bell peace prize.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything!”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

“What did one rock pool say to another? Show us your mussels!”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters