English Toss on Planet Andong Quotes

“Ideally, alcohol should be consumed in private. I dislike going to the pub, becoming jolly and ending up talking to people I would rather see injected with bleach.”
― Dave Franklin, English Toss on Planet Andong

“I seem to feel ashamed of going out and getting merry - I find it oddly humiliating - but I'm quite happy to sit here like some dipsomaniac and become maudlin. For me, that is cool behaviour. Once you realise you're going to be on your own for the next few decades, it seems as pleasurable a way as any to pass the years.”
― Dave Franklin, English Toss on Planet Andong

“When it comes to men, women will insist that a lunge in their direction is not always welcome, and yet they cannot forgive a man who does not even attempt a sexual pursuit. Strange creatures, aren't they?”
― Dave Franklin, English Toss on Planet Andong

“Australia! Australians! Surely it's still full of Magwitch-types, lumbering oafs with shaven pates and broken noses on the run from whatever law there is, chucking kangaroo heads on the barbie as they read their awful bush poetry.”
― Dave Franklin, English Toss on Planet Andong

“Going out? It seems so twentieth century. Do people really still do such a thing?”
― Dave Franklin, English Toss on Planet Andong

“Impossible to say why childhood joy ends with such finality in so many things.”
― Dave Franklin, English Toss on Planet Andong

“I'd rather just slip on my halo of flies and stay here, if you don't mind.”
― Dave Franklin, English Toss on Planet Andong