Blood Magic Quotes

“Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"
Pheonix- "What?"
Darcy- "A pissed off witch.”
― Jennifer Lyon, Blood Magic

“Thanks. I'm trying a new look called Kidnapped and Pissed.”
― Jennifer Lyon, Blood Magic

“Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and superior martial arts ability.” Phoenix met Joe's eyes. “Yeah?” “Then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciated irony, said he should have seen it coming. Now they play poker every second Wednesday of the month.”
― Jennifer Lyon, Blood Magic

“He was fucking flying!”
― Jennifer Lyon, Blood Magic

“The wings weren't the gift, the real gift was Darcy. You rejected her. And yet, she still loves you enough to do your work for you.”
― Jennifer Lyon, Blood Magic