Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14 Quotes

“crackin’?” “Uh, nothing much, just the usual. How you doin’?” “Good, I’m just trying to decide what to do with that big mountain behind my house.”
Then I looked up and saw the huge mountain with what looked like a big green avocado on top of it.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“even Darius can get away with calling me names anymore. “Hey, Zombie, you’re so dumb, you tried to save a fish from drowning!” Darius said. “Hey, Darius, you’re so ugly that One Direction went the other way!” Brad said. “HAHAHAHA!” “Hey, Darius, you’re so ugly you turned Medusa into stone!” Velma said. “HAHAHAHA!” “Hey, Darius, you’re so ugly, you scare blind kids away!” Braden said. “HAHAHAHA!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“people I care about wouldn’t be around anymore. So I guess, even though it was a little rough going through all those weird body changes, it really helped me do something special. . . .Something that no one else could do. And I guess it made me an even more special version of who I am. Oh, man. . .I’m starting to sound like my parents. Blech! Well, at least the good thing is, after saving the town, now I’m the most popular kid in school.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“hula hoop with a Cheerio.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“Quentin”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“Whoa, a Nether fart. So cool.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“Zombie, you’re so short, when you sneezed you bumped your head on the floor!” Darius said.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“Wabs habbening to me?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“At lunchtime today, I went to the library to get some ideas on how to be more popular. CLICKETY CLACK, CLICKETY CLACK, CLICKETY CLACK. I’m sure there’s something on the Ender-net about how to be more popular. CLICKETY CLACK, CLICKETY CLACK, CLICKETY CLACK. Yeah, here’s a good article. ‘HOW TO BE A POPULAR ZOMBIE IN 3 EASY STEPS’ Nice, I like easy. Let see. . .Number 1—Get Noticed. OK. Now how do I do that?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“Nether.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“don’t be surprised when you start growing hair where there was none before. . .like your eyeballs.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“Creepy’s head is like two sizes too big. I mean, his head is so big, he doesn’t have dreams anymore. He has movies.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse