Pick Your Own Quest Quotes

“If you aren’t so happy with the way things are going and you want to start over, click this link to turn to page 2. You would be seriously crazy to let this old hag witch help you. Everyone knows that witches can’t be trusted. You learned that the first day you played Minecraft. Trust the witch! It’s funny how ridiculous the thought is. Still, you don’t want to upset her. You tell her ‘No thank you’ as politely as you possibly can, and you try to scoot around her because what you do need to do is get out of here. When she hears your answer, the smile slides from her face and a giant wrinkly frown appears. “No one says no to me!” she shrieks, and she lunges at you with her long fingernails extended. You jump back and grab the first potion you can get your hands on, and you throw it at her. You think it’s purple, but you don’t take the time to look. The second the potion hits the witch, she starts to melt, and she melts into a giant pool of goop right there on the porch of her hut. Well, that was easy. You set out on your way, leaving the witch hut far behind. You’re back in the swamp when the sun starts to set, and instantly, a zombie appears. It’s coming”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft

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― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft

“Except you are still here. It’s like your body is somehow trapped on the Internet, even though the server is gone. It’s a horrible life—you just kind of exist and do nothing—but you can’t find any way out. THE END”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft

“Want to try your luck again? Of course you do! click this link to turn to page 2.”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft