The Wayward Bard Quotes

“But that just shows what can happen to anybody when they’re put through too much.”
― Lars M., The Wayward Bard

“Good old Autoria is the resident Sage – but then, that might not be an option for you, I hear.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“Musician Your musical skills may affect the people around you, causing people to like you better and new possibilities to surface. Every skill point in Musician will increase the impact that your music has on the audience. Stat: Charisma”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“The River: Gain the skill High Tide. Once a day, your highest stat is increased by +50% for 30 seconds.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“Class trait: Universally Welcome: A bard is always welcomed, almost regardless of where he goes. Everybody knows that a bard entering the room will soon result in cheerful music, good conversation, laughter and enjoyment. The Bard’s initial reputation with any faction that would otherwise start at disliked or neutral is automatically increased to the next level. Reputations below disliked and above neutral are not affected.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“Strength: 8 Perception: 10 Endurance: 6 Charisma: 10 Intelligence: 8 Agility: 8 Luck: 8 Traits: Fair Visage: Being blessed with the best from both parents, half-elves gain +1 Charisma for each level gained. Low-light Vision: A half-elf can see twice as far as a Human in poor illumination. He retains the ability to distinguish color and detail under these conditions. Pariah to Elves: In general, Elves disregard half-elves as both a disgrace and an example of the parent elf’s dishonor. Half-elves start with a “Disliked” reputation to all Elven factions, and earn a -10% reputation gain with Elves.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“I placed two bottles from the warlock’s stash in front of him to complete the quest. He tried to wave me off right away – most likely so he could abscond with the bottles and have a dirty ménage á trois with them right away.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“The trick to a good long con, Arcangelo, and to the best performances as well,” he tossed the bottle into the nearby brush, “is when part of the performance is no performance at all.”
― Lars M., The Wayward Bard

“Oh, and I had checked that it wasn’t some level 20 killer rabbit – this was the regular bunny type otherwise known as “target practice”.”
― Lars M., The Wayward Bard