Philosophy, Pussycats, and Porn Quotes

“Question… vocally. Question the things I say, question your newspapers, television reporters and favorite blog. Question the things you thought and the things you think now. It’s the only way any of us are going to grow… …or maybe I’m wrong.”
― Stoya, Philosophy, Pussycats, and Porn

“Later she told me that many of her friends are Muslim. I told her the story of that one time I went to Istanbul and hundreds of Turkish men DM’d me pictures of their cats. It was a nice break from the poorly lit dick pics and the demands to “fukx me” sent by douchebags of all nations and faiths.”
― Stoya, Philosophy, Pussycats, and Porn

“(*Yes, I just used the word perioded. A past tense verb, to be precise. This is my book and I’ll perpetuate abuse of the English language if I want to.)”
― Stoya, Philosophy, Pussycats, and Porn

“They agreed to make my banana cock. I sent over the names of the specific colors to use, tried my best to explain the stone placement method I use to achieve maximum sparkle, and worked on how I would install the squirting mechanism once my phallus arrived. When it arrived, two days before the shoot, it looked like a pineapple.

Bananas and pineapples are both fruit. Both have a decent amount of vitamin C, though pineapples have more. However, only one has lots of mildly radioactive potassium. Only one is associated with cream closely enough for the whipped variety to seem even remotely logical bursting out of it. And only one has a history of suggesting fellatio when eaten whole.
Turns out, there’d been a communication error between the glassblowers and I.”
― Stoya, Philosophy, Pussycats, and Porn

“Or: When bad things cannot be subtracted, protect the good things and focus on them when you need a break from the bad.”
― Stoya, Philosophy, Pussycats, and Porn

“This is my book and I’ll perpetuate abuse of the English language if I want to.)”
― Stoya, Philosophy, Pussycats, and Porn