No Sunscreen for the Dead Quotes

“Jesus, where does it all lead?" asked Coleman.
"The Big Unraveling." Serge chugged coffee. "It starts with attacks on our most sacred institutions, like the judiciary and Jeopardy! All these people who would score a negative ten thousand on that game show storm the stage screaming 'Fake answers!' and the screen goes black and Alex Trebek is never heard from again."
"Shit's on boil," said Coleman.”
― Tim Dorsey, No Sunscreen for the Dead

“janitor. I know what people think, but it was satisfying. Even met the president. I worked at NASA in one of the hangars, and Kennedy came around one day while I was sweeping the floor and asked how I was doing, and I said, ‘Great. I’m helping put a man on the moon.’ . . .”
― Tim Dorsey, No Sunscreen for the Dead