Trick Play Quotes

“I've seen your dad on TV. I don't know how to say this without offending you, so I'm just going to say he looks like the type of politician who spouts family values and then gets caught in a seedy motel with a prostitute."
I laugh. "SO glad you tried not to offend me, Jet.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“That's sweet. I think. Although, I'm worried about the fact you're talking to your dick."
"It's only a problem if it talks back.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“Hey, maybe I'm just psychic and knew you'd need me today."
"Sure, let's go with that and ignore it was actually your dick that brought you here."
"Fine then, maybe my dick is psychic."
"Witch crystal balls?”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“Politicians aren’t there to help people. They’re there to make themselves and their friends richer while screwing over those who actually need the money.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“Who would've thought the thing we had in common would be daddy issues" I try to joke.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“cover of Train’s “Drive By” and the crowd goes nuts.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“I never understood the phrase “on autopilot” until my world fell into an unknown abyss.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“Would be more impressive if I wasn’t worth more than my father, but sure, let’s go with”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“line up the giant head of the toy”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play