Rebound With Me Quotes

“Baby, I would rather let you break my heart every day of my life than live without you.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me

“I’m still here for you. You are not forgotten. We’re gonna be okay. I will see you again.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me

“He could have said Let’s go to hell—it’s warm there, right? And I would have just stared at his butt and said, Yeah. Let’s do that.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me

“Thankfully the song that’s now playing is some cheesy Beyoncé ballad that we don’t have to dance to—and you could not pay me enough to dance to this song. Ever. “Oh, I love this song!” she exclaims, turning to me. Her eyes are all lit up. “Can we slow-dance to this?!” “Okay!” Fuck.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me

“I keep wanting to say “love you, bye” like a total pussy. Or maybe I just never want to say good-bye to her. I look around to make sure no one’s watching me through the glass walls of my office before lowering my hand and checking to make sure I still have balls.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me

“Seeing her with all those baggies full of mom purse stuff spread out over the sidewalk, I had this weird urge to impregnate her. That was a first for me.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me

“I feel like an actress who’s losing her Schmidt while giving her Oscar acceptance speech: I have so many things to be thankful for! Thank you to the Academy of Hot Guy Arts and Sciences. For Vince Devlin’s penis. His mouth and hands and tongue. Thank you for his eyes and voice and the way he smells. For all the exciting places he’s been taking me—in New York and inside my own heart and mind. For giving me this opportunity to experience love in this new way. Also, I’d like to thank whoever invented multiple orgasms, because wow. My skin is amazing right now.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me

“I am in so much trouble.”
― Kayley Loring, Rebound With Me