Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3 Quotes

“Give that guy a hand!” Ulti said, looking around with a chuckle. “Not funny,” I replied. “I’ve been ... disarmed,” Skonathan added with a smirk.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3

“fat, hairy body”
― Crafty Creeper Art, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3

“Plunk, plunk, plunk. We all immediately threw blocks down all around the crimson-eyed monster, making a messy and random cobblestone shell around its fat, hairy body and many struggling legs. The spider hissed and lashed out with its fangs in protest, and when we were safe enough, we took the time to fill in the gaps, entombing the creature entirely. “Wow,”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3

“Breadballs...” Ulti muttered to himself”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3

“Dang, spiders like Slinger are scary things... I heard the Glitch spider’s feet drumming around inside its cobblestone coffin. It hissed again. I think I heard it clack its fangs desperately against the stone. What a terrible way to go, I thought. “We should move on, my lord,” Skonathan said. “We’ve made a good bit of noise. Others may come.” I turned to look at the other side of the crisscrossing tunnel. It was also a dead end. This area was all there was to secure in between the Sleeping City and the bottom tunnels. “This area is clear,” I said. “Let’s go, but be careful. There are five or six Glitch mobs down there, at least. I remember zombies, a skeleton—maybe more than one—and at least one spider. I can’t remember if there were any creepers...” “Let’s do it the same way,” UltimateSword5 said. “Let’s be quick and quiet, and handle them one or two at a time.” “Good idea, if it works,” I replied. “Now, down there, there’s a gravel column I made leading up. I’ll have to make some stairs...” We moved on down the tunnel. The trapped Glitch mobs struggled and made noises on the other side of their cobblestone prisons behind us. Eventually, we stood at the edge of the big hole leading down into the open cavern where I built my way out of darkness with gravel before. I was feeling more confident, but looking down at that hole, seeing the bedrock in the cavern floor below, a cold dread started filling my bones. Soon, we would hear the low, dark moaning of the crimson portal—a lot like a Nether portal, but even more evil, if that was possible... My mind began wondering what lay on the other side of that gateway to another world. Another server, a strange voice echoed in my head. Had I heard that somewhere before? Server?? Where’d that word come from? These mixed-up memories were so confusing sometimes... I shook my skull, and pulled out some cobblestone. Reaching out carefully, I quickly built a crude staircase leading down for us to use instead of messing around with the gravel. “You’re good at that,” UltimateSword5 said. “Like ... you were a Minecraftian once or something.” I laughed. We slowly and quietly stepped down into the terrible tunnels. As soon as I set my bony foot on the hard bedrock floor, I heard the hiss of another spider, then, I remembered the creature that tried to chase me up the gravel last time I was here. As I pinpointed the glowing crimson arachnid eyes coming at me from a dark corner of the cavern, a chill fluttered up my bones when I remember that I had dropped gravel on that spider in my escape. It had glitched. There was another spider around here somewhere... “Spider!” I snapped quietly. Ulti ran down the stairs and stood next to me. As the red-eyed arachnid on the other side of the cavern charged at me, its clawed feet tearing at the stone and bedrock floor, Skonathan leapt down to stand in front of me! I suddenly”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3

“smirk. “A creeper explosion down in these tunnels would kill us all.” “Nah...” the Minecraftian countered. “If we have to deal with it, I can do it—I can make it explode without killing us. I’ve fought plenty of creepers.” Skonathan shrugged. His bones clunked under”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3

“It hissed again. “Who’s asking? My name is Serena! I am hungry, and you have a Minecraftian with you!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 3