Birthday Suit Quotes

“If your woman sends you to the store to pick up something, get that something, not another version you think is better. Her version is always the right one.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“It’s the same for me. I’ve been friends with you for so long. And now here you are in my life in a new way, and boom. Everything inside me blooms for you. Like a sunflower coming to life. You’ve turned me into a sunflower”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“As I like to say, I never put anything in my mouth that I’ll regret later.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“Do the good shit now. Say yes to that crazy job offer, ask out the girl who’s out of your league, climb the mountain and kiss the sky. You’ll thank yourself later.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“You deserve to be someone’s first and someone’s only.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“Let the record reflect, there is no better incentive for any employee anywhere in the world than the prize of less work.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“I know he’s hot, just like I know Chris Hemsworth could swindle the panties off any woman, but I don’t want to jump him. Wait, that’s not true. Chris Hemsworth is everyone’s hall pass.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit

“Don’t live to work; work to live.”
― Lauren Blakely, Birthday Suit