Diary of Steve the Noob 34 Quotes

“Also, I ask that you get at least a minimum of eight hours of sleep each night.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“It tastes even more delicious. Come on, let’s get in line,” said Dante.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Dante rolled his eyes.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“It’s fine, I’ll take my lunch break now,” replied the pig handler.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“First things first,” said Archery Captain Arceus.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Sure.” I looked over to my pet pen, but Lucky and Porky were both gone. The only one there in the pen was Ace, but he was much too big to drag around with me. “Ah, nevermind. Let’s roll,” I said to Larry. As we made our way over to the workshop, I looked up at the sky and saw that it was mid-afternoon. Then I remembered about the grand opening of the arena that Abeer told me about. I gasped as I said, “Oh, no, I hope I don’t miss the grand opening of the arena.” “Are you planning to go to that repulsive event?” Larry asked. “Repulsive?” “Oh, sorry, you must enjoy the fighting since you are a great combatant.” “You disapprove of the arena?” “It’s senseless fighting for entertainment purposes. If you didn’t know, we scientist-types abhor meaningless violence.” I nodded. “I see…” “Anyway, if you were planning to attend the grand opening, you should immediately head over there after the demonstration.” “Gotcha.” We arrived at the front of the workshop. All of Cole’s helpers and the other scientists were standing outside, and they were all surrounding Bob.   “Ah, perfect timing,” Cole said as he saw me. “Steve’s here, everyone.” I rolled up to Bob. “Whoa… your arm! It looks even cooler now!” Bob grinned. “I know, right? I can’t wait to test it out.” Bob’s upgraded arm included a redstone gem inserted”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“A nearly invisible pulse of air shot out from Jasmine’s fist and flew right into Autumn.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“tacos?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“You’ve been given another precious chance at life, so don’t waste it.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Think about it: you took on a boss spider with her minions, and you made it out alive. I think that qualifies as pretty good.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“The final winner for this round is Jess! Better luck to you next time, Zavior!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“burn through redstone like HP potion ingredients…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“It’s okay, Steve. You’re not a fortune teller. You didn’t know how things were going to play out. All we could do at the time was try our best, and that’s exactly what we did,” Bob said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“me in a wheelchair. “I got wrecked…” I replied. “Are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m feeling much better today.” “Better enough to drive us home, I might say,” said Hayden.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Hm… this doesn’t sound very promising…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“I’m”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Whirlwind Strike.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Test run?” said Bob. “Uh, he meant demonstration,” corrected Cole.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Those golem suits won’t design and build themselves, you know?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Wait, can you leave right now?” Harper asked Dante.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Ah, yes, you’ve all been doing a tremendous job at upgrading,” said the mayor, but Devlin continued talking. “...Then go storm the Nether and put Gavin in his rightful place…” “Wait, what now?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“It may not be cold for you, but it might be cold for him. His body has been extensively punished, so he probably has a weak immune system right now. He needs to get home and rest, that’s what he needs to do.” “That sounds so boring,” Harper whispered. “What was that?” Lisa asked in a harsh tone. “N-nothing, Elder. Um, yes, I agree. Steve should go home and rest.” “W-what?” I looked at Harper, who winked at me right after she said that. “Oh, um, okay. I’ll listen to you, Lisa. I’ll go home and rest.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“entire time, while Jasmine just blocked or evaded the attacks. “Hm… I grow tired of this,” said the monk sharply as she took a new battle stance. Then a split second later, she yelled, “Flying Kick!” Jasmine leapt into the air, tucked in her right leg, and then she powerfully exploded the leg right into Autumn’s torso. Oof!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“But no finesse.” “Hmph.” An angry Autumn threw a quick three punch combo, but Jasmine saw the punches come in and blocked and deflected the punches using her fists and forearms. “Whoa… the monk class is pretty amazing,” I said to Bob as we watched. “Yeah…” “I wonder if all monks are exceptional like Jasmine or is it just her?” “I think it might be just her.” The two of them continued battling it out in the center. Autumn was on the offense the”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“But Jasmine’s eyes had recovered. She glanced backward and saw the iron sword. Immediately, she jumped over the sword to keep Autumn from reaching it. “Looks like you’ll have to fight without this pointy thing.” The gladiator stopped in her tracks. “If that’s the way you want to play, then bring it!” Jasmine smirked. “Now you’re in my realm. Come, let’s see what you got,” she said as she raised her fists.   Autumn rushed in with a haymaker right away, but the monk turned and dodged it. “You have a lot of power,” said Jasmine. “Thanks.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“What was that?!” Autumn yelled after she got back up. “That was my projectile attack. How did you like it?” “I didn’t even see it coming. It was like you threw air at me.” “Basically, yes,” the monk said as she continued rubbing her eyes. “How did you do that?” “My class focuses on harnessing spiritual energy. I can then use that spiritual energy in different ways.” “Hm. Well, thanks for telling me! Now, I know how to fight you!” Autumn started sprinting for her sword once more.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Jasmine hissed with pain as she rubbed her eyes to get the dirt out. “Yes! Finally!” yelled Autumn as she ran toward her weapon, which had landed a bit past the other combatant. As the gladiator ran, she made lots of loud footsteps, so Jasmine knew exactly where she was. Then the monk suddenly threw a punch and yelled out, “Chakra Blast!” A nearly invisible pulse of air shot out from Jasmine’s fist and flew right into Autumn.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Then Autumn thought of an idea. She jumped back a few blocks, while Jasmine remained in her battle-ready stance. “Noisy, huh? Let’s see how you deal with this,” said the gladiator. Jasmine braced herself and flexed her arms. A second later, Autumn launched her only weapon at her adversary. The weapon flew fast and true, but it made a slight swooshing sound as it sailed through the air.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Everyone gasped as Autumn flew through the air and swung her iron sword down at Jasmine. But instinctively, the quick monk rolled back and out of the way so that she could recover. Autumn instantly followed up with additional swings after she landed. The monk, though blind, still had an acute sense of hearing, so she was able to dodge her opponent’s attacks. “Tsk! How are you doing that?!” yelled Autumn. “Doing what?” Jasmine replied. “How are you dodging my attacks with your eyes closed?” “You’re as noisy as can be,” she grinned.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34

“Then the monk countered by sticking her foot out, and she tripped the gladiator as she dove by. Oof! “I thought gladiators were better than this,” said Jasmine. Autumn rolled with the fall and recovered. Immediately, she launched herself at her armor-less opponent again, except this time, she didn’t follow through. Autumn stopped herself and skidded. Her skidding action kicked up a ton of dirt and dust at the monk, who then became distracted or blinded by the dust kick-up. The gladiator took advantage of the opening and performed a leaping downward slash.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 34