Nerdgasm Quotes

“I told you, Addy, I'll always keep you safe. You're too precious to do otherwise.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“To anyone who has ever been bullied or made to feel they weren’t good enough the way they are, you are enough.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“Don't let these little shits make you feel like a freak. They're just jealous little assholes.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“I appreciate how great he’s being at respecting me, but I’m dying for him to maybe respect me a little less physically”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“I can feel the heat from this point of contact through my clothing, and I have to start thinking of homeless orphans, poverty, and wrinkly penises to stop myself from getting hard when her fingers drag a slow, purposeful path from shoulder to shoulder and down the center of my chest and stomach.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“I’m normal and embarrassed and hurting and conflicted. I’m human,”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“Yes, the key to making a woman orgasm is making sure you stimulate her mind,” he says as he points to his head, “and her body at the same time.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“Anytime, Theo. Seriously, anytime. I might be at risk of getting ad-dick-ted to you.” She chuckles.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“I might be at risk of getting ad-dick-ted to you.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“A nerdgasm! It’s like having an orgasm from his nerdiness,”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“He’s smart, wears glasses, and has the body of Michael Phelps? So, he’s basically an aquatic Clark Kent?”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“adorkably sweet combination of nerdy and shy,”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“I've ignored your shit for years, never, never defended myself because you. Are. Not. Worth. It. But this beautiful girl is, so if you ever touch or verbally abuse her again, I will not hesitate to finish what I started tonight. Got it?”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm

“I do things like this because I want to spend time with you and get to know you better. It'll never be an exchange with me. I did this not because I want you to repay me somehow, but because I thought it's help you and make you happy.”
― Kimberly Reese, Nerdgasm