Alpha Test Quotes

“the 5 love languages?” “No.” “Acts of Service, Touch and Closeness, Gifts, Quality Time, Words of Encouragement. It is a belief that most people feel loved based on one, maybe two of these.”
― David Pendleton, Alpha Test

“It gave him a thrill to think how someone in PvP would report that they had been killed by Gnobody. A whole “who’s on first?” routine popped up in his mind. “So who killed you?” “Gnobody” “OK you were killed?” “Yes” “And when you were killed who killed you?” “Gnobody” “But somebody killed you?” “Yes”. On and On,”
― David Pendleton, Alpha Test

“All three philistines took their perfect coffee and had it sacrificed on the altar of cream and sugar. I didn’t say anything but inside I was dying as I ordered the café abominations and smiling I handed them out as the intelligent kitchen delivered them up. I didn’t even make one for myself planning to drink one after they left so the taint of their heresy had no chance of affecting my pure caffeinated potion of greatness.”
― David Pendleton, Alpha Test