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Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids) Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters by Mat Waugh
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“What's purple and five thousand miles long? The Grape Wall of China.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“Why do witches ride brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“What’s big and yellow and arrives every morning to brighten your mom’s day? The school bus.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“Why did Ellie throw the clock out of the window? Because she wanted to see time fly!”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“One bakes the bread, the other breaks the bed.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“you”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“people”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“computer”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“thup.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“Tooth-hurty.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“Why are garbage collectors so miserable? Because they're always down in the dumps.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“What’s faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can always catch a cold.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“A chill pill.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“was broken!”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“only had two worms.”
― Mat Waugh, Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
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“Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.”
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