Whatever for Hire Quotes

“Do you eat anything other than bacon?” “I’m sure I could, but why would I want to?” “You have issues, Kanika.” “I don’t see the problem. My issues lead to bacon.”
― R.J. Blain, Whatever for Hire

“Was an afterlife without pretty, stubborn, and infuriating men like Malcolm a heaven or a hell? I’d have to think about it. The cat in me said hell. The sane, logical woman in me said heaven.”
― R.J. Blain, Whatever for Hire