Beauty and the Beefcake Quotes

“For a really smart person, Felicity, sometimes you’re really dumb.”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake

“She’s funny. Possibly has a personality disorder, but she’s funny.”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake

“I return to Gammy’s living room and sit in the chair, cross-legged, facing the bobble heads so they don’t try anything freaky. When I was little, I swear they came alive at night. And when I confided my fears in Gammy, she told me we mustn’t ever speak of their secret powers, or all would be lost.”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake

“It is a falsehood universally spread across the globe that a single woman in possession of a house, a job—sort of—and boobs must be in want of a dickhead to fuck with her brain.”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake

“think”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake

“Spent the first six or seven years of my life letting my family down. Couldn’t hear. Didn’t know I was supposed to. Then I didn’t know what to do with the words when they came.”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake

“He must be fucking amazing in bed. Can you imagine that kind of intensity staring into your eyes, into your soul, while he’s sliding that thick, hard cock deep inside your pussy, knowing when to go harder, when to go faster, when to grind and adjust, exactly how to touch your skin with his big hands, how hard to put the pressure on your clit, how you like to be pinned beneath his rock-hard body and the bed, without a word, just knowing because he knows what your breath means, what the pitch of your moans means, because he can detect the smallest shift in your gasp, understands exactly how badly you need him to grip your ass, to push your legs farther apart, to pin your arms over your head, to bite your nipples, to slam home, to find that secret spot deep inside, and hit it over and over and over again until he draws out an orgasm so deep, so hard, so exquisite that an entire supernova explodes in your ovaries and an intense pleasure you’ve never known makes your very aura leave your entire body? Holy fuck, I need a drink. And he’s still watching me. His gaze going darker. Like he knows.”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake