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Minecraft: The Crash (Official Minecraft Novels, #2) Minecraft: The Crash by Tracey Baptiste
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“traumatic”
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“like to find whoever came up with the phrase “everything happens for a reason” and give them a piece of my mind. Because the exact last thing anybody needs to hear when their world is completely screwed”
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“Contents”
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“This thing was always my monster, and my monster alone. The only one who could face it was me.”
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“You could’ve died!”
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“They were a well-oiled machine.”
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“left behind in the Overworld, along with our friends.”
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“really—”
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“blown sky-high.”
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“It’s not going to kill us to look.”
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“There were the sounds of zombies”
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“chilled”
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“You remember sitting, don’t you?” Esme said, mocking. “Shhh!” Anton sniped. “I’m trying to figure this out.” “Yes, sitting is very distracting,” I said. “Getting blown up in this game definitely is distracting,” he said. And when he noticed me rolling my eyes at him, he muttered. “Do you honestly think he’d set traps inside his own home base when the outside is so well guarded?” I asked.”
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“illusions, pretending that they were actively trying to interact with me, but only on their own terms. “Vision is one of the primary ways we process the world around us,” Mrs. Franklin had said. “But always remember, eyes can be tricked, which in turn can trick your brain.” I stopped near the edge of the river and batted a nearby flower, but nothing happened, so I went on my way. “Everything really is an illusion here.” At the water’s edge, cubes of blue indicated a narrow river, and cubes of brown and green on the other side told me there was land. If I wanted to, I could count up the squares and know exactly how many cubes made up my vision, but why spoil the fun? That would be like going to a magic show and calling out all the ways the magician was making the tricks happen. First of all, it’s rude, and second of all, it ruins everything. Despite it being an optical illusion, I was happy to be where I was, standing by a river, instead of lying down in my own dull reality. From”
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“Haven’t you ever been spooked by something everyone else thinks is a nonissue?”
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“the things we don’t deal with always come back. There’s no escape”
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“I suppose I’m the one who’s going to be figuring out where we are and how to get back?” I asked. “That’s right, Dora. You’re the map.”
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“But I munched on it anyway, taking the chance of getting food poisoning since it was the only sustenance we had left, as we moved toward the fortress. Luckily I didn’t get sick, and of course, thinking about actual culinary delights immediately gave me the idea of making a restaurant in Minecraft that specialized in Minecrafty dishes that I could construct once we got out of here.”
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“It’s like he’s a puppy that’s finally pooped outside,”
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“Even when he didn’t know me, Lonnie was there to catch my falls.”
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“He came into my room rocking his ‘gamer for life’ pajamas and Minecraft slippers,” I said. “I have a feeling that kid is always in the game.”
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“In order to create snow golems, make snow blocks by stacking the snowballs into groups of four, and putting a pumpkin on top.”
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“or even You’re right, or maybe I’m a giant idiot and I wouldn’t be offended if you abandoned me here. But instead, “You were taking forever”
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