My Name is Nelson Quotes

“What was it Tolstoy said about unhappy families?  Happy families are all alike, but unhappy families are unhappy in their own way?  Tolstoy must have had an ex-wife.  She was probably a Tchaikovsky hater.”
― Dylan Fairchild, My Name is Nelson: Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever

“Good Lord. I feel like we're in a tawdry novel."
- President Andrew MacIntyre

"Really, Mister President? Tawdry? It'd be pretty much the best novel ever. Action, romance...”
― Dylan Fairchild, My Name is Nelson