Planet Lazy Quotes

“Karturian’s favorite TV program, however, and the most curious of them all, was the one from planet Phylem. This program was a sitcom where all of the actors were cats. The storyline and characters weren’t anything out of the ordinary—a middle-class family of four with an obnoxious neighbor that would pop in unexpectedly—only they were all talking cats dressed in costumes. The father cat, for example, dressed in a police officer’s uniform—that was his line of work—and the obnoxious neighbor cat wore suspenders and giant spectacles. Karturian wanted to learn more about this planet of talking cats.”
― Ryan Davis, Planet Lazy

“communication between planets. “Can you hear me?” Karturian’s headset received the digital signal from her device, translated it into English, and nearly blew his eardrum out. “Yup,” he said, adjusting the volume. “Loud and clear.”
― Ryan Davis, Planet Lazy

“One minute his eleven-year-old body was asleep in bed, and suddenly he was falling through the sky. The next thing he knew, he was underwater, and now he was surfacing and splashing about. He had landed in a swimming pool.”
― Ryan Davis, Planet Lazy