Cocky Nerd Quotes

“I love you … I’ve been falling in love with you for most of my life.”
― Kayley Loring, Sexy Nerd

“I feel lonely when I think about all the time we didn’t spend together. And all the things we haven’t said. And all the things we might never say out loud.”
― Kayley Loring, Sexy Nerd

“He slides his hands under my back and unhooks my bra with ease, pulling the straps down with reverence and staring at my naked breasts as if they’ve just beaten him at a Mathletes competition and he intends to exact revenge.”
― Kayley Loring, Sexy Nerd

“I cross my arms in front of my chest and huff, for no reason other than the fact that he is not fucking me right now and I’m sick of it.”
― Kayley Loring, Sexy Nerd

“I’m curious. What, specifically, would you say is your weakness at this point in your life?”
Without hesitate, he says, “You are, Olivia.”
― Kayley Loring, Sexy Nerd: Revised Edition

“I crossed the event horizon. There’s no going back. I’m being sucked in by her immense gravitational pull.”
“I’m going to stop you right there,” he says.” This is a black hole metaphor, and if you use the word hole while informing me that you’re taking my sister out on a date, I will never speak to you again.”
― Kayley Loring, Sexy Nerd: Revised Edition

“It must be said that I find her, from a biological standpoint, attractive in a way that is so undeniable that--”
“Do not finish that sentence.”
“I’ll have you know that I avoided her as much as possible and I avoided the issue for years, but if you think about it, the chemistry between us has always been clear.”
“I will not think about it, and you will never, ever discuss my sister from a biological perspective again,” he says emphatically.”
― Kayley Loring, Sexy Nerd