Diary of Steve the Noob 33 Quotes

“Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“MAYOR! MR. MAYOR! WE NEED YOU!!!” ---”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“She does have a big butt!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Oh, my goodness! It’s such an honor to meet you, Steve. I am a huge, huge fan of your work! You are amazing, truly amazing! I never thought that I would ever meet you, but here we are!” he said as his voice rose even higher.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“In the path of the spiders’ stampede, Bob stood tall and strong.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Is it because I’m so handsome?” My random comment made everyone laugh, even Alex. In the face of doom, we were still able to squeeze out a laugh. “Alright, enough joking. How do we get out of this one?” I asked. “We could… throw you out of the circle and let the mother spider have her ways with you,” said Obsidian with a smirk on his face.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“CLARA! CLARA! I NEED SOME WATER!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Then in a swift move, she drove the fangs into the disoriented Hawk. AGHHHHHHH!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Are you slow because your big fat butt gets in the way? Yeah, I’d be slow too, if I had a butt that big,” I said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Uh… I’m sorry about what I said about your butt…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“butt”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“CLARA! CLARA! Where are you? Steve’s awake!!!” Obsidian yelled at the top of his lungs.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Right away, Hawk started cutting through the webbing to free the guard. Along with shooting huge web ball projectiles, the mother spider also used her extra-long legs to swipe at us. The attacks were slow, but her legs were razor sharp, so we had to focus on avoiding them. The combination of giant web balls and leg swipes made fighting with the spider creepers much more difficult. And as if the new distractions from the mother weren’t enough, the number of hybrid spiders that enclosed us grew thanks to some reinforcements that came from somewhere within the lair. “Man, where are all these spiders coming”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Nooooo! Hawk!” I yelled. “HAWK!” yelled Ghost and Leland.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“spider lifting Hawk into the air through”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Then we sprinkled rogues and Bob in between them.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“MAYOR! MR. MAYOR! WE NEED YOU!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“But I was too busy checking out the giant mother to even notice that we were surrounded. “Whoa… she’s even bigger out here than she was in there…” I said. “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“My random comment made everyone laugh, even Alex. In the face of doom, we were still able to squeeze out a laugh.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Yes, sir,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“We should check up on the horse-powered-people-mover-thing to make sure it’s in good operating condition,” said Obsidian.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“So, she lifted her big butt high in the air,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“You all lack vision, especially you, Steve. You were my hero, but now you’re my enemy, so I’m going to wipe this pathetic village off the face of this flatland.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Yeah, and check out her butt.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Is it because I’m so handsome?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“butt.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33

“Awww, who loves his cookies?” Leila pinched my cheeks. “Ow! Ow!” My friends laughed to themselves.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 33