The Librarian's Vampire Assistant Quotes

“I think…I think that sometimes dreams are meant to give us momentum or direction, but your true calling happens along the way.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Yes or no, Vanderhorsssthst?” He glares. “And sink very carefully about your answer because I have cliffhanger on zi brain and I am not happy.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Can you believe diss woman!” Nice yells, suddenly appearing at my side. “Another cliffhanger. I will find diss writer woman and compel her to finish di damn story!”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“I am about to step forward to assist, but she seems all right, rubbing her head and apologizing to the entire world. I hope she doesn’t stab herself with a straw or spontaneously combust. Then I’ll never get my coffee. I cannot start my day without it.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Apparently, Clive left out a lot of things. And since vampires are not the most communicative, and I am apparently the equivalent of Vlad the Impaler—and have been since profession #2 in the 1600s—no one has stepped up to give me the vampire birds and bees talk.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Books everywhere. Librarian down. Librarian down! I rush to her aid.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Nice cannot.” All right. And we are also now referring to him in the third person. As I said, he defies all definitions of weird.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Sure. Sure. Look all you want, you…bond harlot! You cannot have it. “I”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Women were objects of desire to be enjoyed and then tossed aside or married for their fortune. Yes, yes. I was a pig; however, in the 1600s things were different. Men avoided affairs of the heart at all costs because it might cost them everything—rank, inheritance, and the respect of other men.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant

“Aspen frowns with his golden brows that are almost too bushy to be called brows. More like eyelid mustaches.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, The Librarian's Vampire Assistant