#Moonstruck Quotes

“Women should come with instruction manuals.” “Why? That would be totally pointless. I’ve lived with three men my entire life, and I’ve never once seen you guys read instructions.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck

“To add to her whimsical unkindness, she called me some names a woman should never use against another woman.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck

“Meat is murder.” “Then I’m about to commit a homicide. I’d like one burger, please.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck

“I located the shelf with the cereal and sighed. Of course Ryan had only gross flavors like “Pencil Shavings” and “Inedible Tiny Rocks.” I went with “Pencil Shavings.” I found a container labeled SUGAR and figured an undercover agent had somehow sneaked behind enemy lines. I hoped dumping a gallon or two of it on top of my cereal would at least make it edible.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck

“If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck

“I know you can’t stay

Someplace you gotta be

Won’t stand in your way

But, girl, you gotta see

We’ll make this all right

Won’t give up the fight

If you give me, give me . . .

One more night

Just to be with you alone

One more night

Let the music take us home

One more night

To pretend we’re in control

All I need is one more, one more, one more night

Tomorrow you’ll be gone

Tonight’s our last chance

I know you’re moving on

I need one last dance

Like ships in the night

We’ll fade in the light

So please give, give me . . .

One more night

Just to be with you alone

One more night

Let the music take us home

One more night

To pretend we’re in control

All I need is one more, one more,

One more, baby,

One more night”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck

“ I expected him to leave, but Ryan stayed put, staring at both of us as if he didn’t like what he saw. And every moment that passed made me more and more uncomfortable. Like he could see into my black, orphaned soul or something.

  That and the physical awareness of him made me feel panicky. As did how good he smelled. He hadn’t showered yet, and I should have been turned off by that. I learned once in a biology class that when women are ovulating, they are more attracted to sweaty men. Like their ovaries have magnificent-male-specimen radar.

  I had to be ovulating because I kind of wanted to do nothing else but smell him for the rest of my life.

  It freaked me out. ”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck